1947-, American TV Personality
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
David Letterman – [Cities and City Life]


Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis. [Advice to his guests]
David Letterman – [Advice]


Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
David Letterman – [Action]


There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.
David Letterman – [Crime and Criminals]